Want to Know What Women Want? Ask Adam.

Mike and Adam had this conversation while I was getting ready this morning:

Mike: Adam, you need to get dressed.
Adam: Why?
Mike: Because Mommy has to go to the doctor.
[pause]
Adam: Dad, I finally figured out how to make Mommy happy.
Mike: How?
Adam: You have to do everything she tells you to do, and some things that she doesn't tell you to do. It's tricky.

I've taught him everything he needs to know. His wife will thank me. :)